If you were looking for paradise then welcome to it. This tropical smoothie is loaded with mango, tangerine, pineapple, coconut cream, and key lime.


This Floatie is L O A D E D with mango, tangerine, banana, pineapple, and coconut cream. This delightful bevy with bring you directly to our islands, welcome aboard amigo.

  • 12oz cans feat. 5mg THC + 10mg CBD
  • No preservatives, no added sugars
  • Ingredients: Carbonated Water, Mango Puree, Tangerine Puree, Banana Puree, Coconut Cream, Pineapple Puree, Key Lime Juice, nano-emulsified cannabis extract, nano-emulsified hemp extract
  • Sip slow until you get a feel for the vibe
  • Pair with:
      • a sunny day and a body of water
      • tacos de pescado
      • F L O A T  R A D I O

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Floating Islands Tasting Notes

"holy shitballs batman"


"out of all the drinks I've had this is certainly one of them"

Bernie Wire

"a veritable phantasmagoria of delectibility, I do declare!"

The Colonel

Our Drinks

We chose to head out to sea, away from crowd of 0 cal seltzers with artificial flavoring, in search of something that hadn't been done before. Our smoothies are fruit-packed, nano-emulsified THC + CBD-infused with a kiss of carbonation. Our line of Terptonics are packed with the highest quality cannabis and hemp derived terpenes and complimented with a bevy of minor cannabinoids. And out NA lager, Milli, is perfectly crushable at 1 mg per can you can knock 'em back all day. No junk, all float.

NA Beer


Our NA Lager is infused with 1 mg of hemp-derived THC so you can pop 'em all day. Craft brewed to have less than 0.5% ABV this is your new go-to brew w/out that nasty hangover.

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JAM PACKED with flavor like the dance floor at Studio 54, drink up & get down with this floatie loaded with Blueberry, Raspberry, Coconut Cream, and Vanilla.

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